Thank you, MS Word. Your suggested correction really captures the meaning of what I wanted to say.
This is part of an assignment for my English class where my part was to make a simple print ad. We had to come up with a business plan and ours was a business named "Social S.O.S." selling an app called "Cupid's Evil Twin" that lets you program a time for a bailout call from your "Aunt Janet." It was marketed toward BYU-Idaho students, but I sometimes wish this actually existed for any awkward situation...